sunday school

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Saturday, 26-Aug-2006 23:01:46

Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell
me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her
in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue
and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third
question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted,
''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

Post 2 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Sunday, 27-Aug-2006 1:36:17

hahahahaha!

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 27-Aug-2006 2:35:28

If I had 23 kids, that's exactly what I'd say.

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 27-Aug-2006 8:09:37

lol. i like it

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 27-Aug-2006 14:03:00

lollol!

Post 6 by nikos (English words from a Greek thinking brain) on Sunday, 27-Aug-2006 14:08:16

Good one.

Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 27-Aug-2006 19:37:13

Good one Sullidog. lol lol lol.

Post 8 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Monday, 28-Aug-2006 5:46:35

hahaha very amusant. a good thing to come across to pick up your morning